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What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o”
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What can travel around the world while staying in the same corner?
A stamp.
I get wetter the more I dry. What am I?
Answer: A towel.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A Telephone
How many months of the year have 28 days?
12
What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking its name will break it?
Silence!
Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and _____?
sam
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many sheep does he have left?
9
The more you take away from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
Answer: A hole.
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
A man pushes his car to a hotel and immediately realizes he's bankrupt. What happened?
He's playing Monopoly!
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Answer: A map!
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin
Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?
The match.
A man is caught in the rain without an umbrella or hat. His clothes get soaked, but not a single hair on his head gets wet. How is this possible?
Answer: He's bald!