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100

On what day do couples get engaged the most?

Valentines day

100

Where did Lucy go after the bombing?

Everywhere

100

True or false:

babies have more bones than adults

True

They have almost 50% more.

babies are born with nearly 300 bones that over time harden and fuse.  By the time they are adults, they will have 206

100

Where was the first restaurant Wyatt took me?

Old Chicago

100

How many dogs survived the titanic?

A. none

B. 7

C. 2

D. 3

D. 3

200

Why do couples kiss at the end of the ceremony?

according to ancient Rome, the kiss is a legal bond that seals the contract

200

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both cant be found

200

How many babies are born every minuite?

A. 10

B. 40

C. 1200

D. 20

D. 20

1200 every hour

29,000 every day

200

On a scale of 1 - 10 how scared was Wyatt when he kissed me the first time?

10

200

How do dogs sweat other than their mouths?

Their paws

300

True or false:

Men who kiss their wives every morning live longer than men who don't.

True.  By 5 years

300

What do you do when you find someone having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry!

300

How long does it take for a baby to start crying tears?

A. 3 months

B. 1 Month

C. 2 weeks

D. they cry from birth

B. 1 month

300

How long did Wyatt disappear for the first night I was here because he was crying his eyes out about how much he loved me?

At least an hour

300

True or false?

Dogs are color blind

False

Dogs can see in color just not as vividly as humans

400

What is the Proto-Germanic translation of the word bride?

A. Wife

B. Cook

C. Property

D. Princess

B. cook

400

How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys in your car?

The problem goes away with the aid of a coathanger.

400

What is the most common birthday?

September 9th

400

What is the song Wyatt played in VR when he asked me out?

Slow dance in a parking lot

400

What were dachshunds originally bred for?

Fighting Badgers

500

What is the cost of the world's most expensive wedding dress?

A. 64.3 million

B. 2 Million

C. 12.2 million

D. 300 million

12.2 million

500

How can you tell if your acne is really getting out of hand?

The blind start to read your face

Side joke: My dishwasher broke down yesterday. I told her there’d be consequences if she didn’t stop picking at me, but she didn’t listen.

500

Which direction do 85% of babies prefer to face while they are sleeping?

To the right.  This can also influence if they are left or right-handed.

500

How many times has Wyatt made out with Ceasar in VR forced or not?

Looks like I have learned some new info...

500

Can dogs smell emotions?

yes.  They can smell sadness, fear, anger, etc.

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