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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet!
Why do birds fly?
It’s faster than walking!
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves!
Can February March?
No, but April May!
Two piles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it!
What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket!
Why was the broom running late?
It over-swept!
What room is impossible to enter?
A mushroom!
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet!
How does the scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?
A pie-thon!
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaa-hamas
Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
At sundae school!
Why cant a persons nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill - arious!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Her students were so bright!
Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
It tocks too much!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel after he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
How do cats bake?
From scratch!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel!
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was just polling your leg!
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore!
Which are the two strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weak days!