Riddles
People need it ,people ask for it ,but never take it. What am I?
What is Advice.
What does BASIC stand for?
What is Beginner’s All-puprose Symbolic Instruction Code.
What could fall at the exact same rate when there is NO air resistance?
What is a feather and hammer.
“I wanna be”
“Your sledgehammer”
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
Come on and ketchup.
If you speak its name, you break it. What am I?
What is Silence.
What does RADAR stand for?
What is Radio Detection and Ranging.
Why do some animals have blue blood?
What is Creatures like octopuses have blue blood because they use copper based hemocyanin instead of iron based hemoglobin.
”Watch me whip”
“Watch me nae nae”
My friend told to stop singing I’m a Believer or he would not be my friend.
But then I saw his face,
What has to be broken before you use it?
What is an egg.
What does PICNIC stand for?
What is Problem in Chair, not Computer. (Used in IT support)
What is Mitochondria?
What is The power sources inside your cells that contain their own unique DNA because they used to be free living bacteria.
“California ”
“Knows how to party”
Why do some old houses not have parents?
They’re abandoned.
Where does today come before yesterday?
What is a Dictionary.
What does SNAFU stand for?
What is Situation Normal,All fouled up.
What is the weight of a Neutron Star?
What is A single teaspoon of a Neutron Star weighs over a billion tons.
“On the train”
“Back to Boston”
What did the kayak ore say to the other?
Are you coming or what.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
What is a towel.
What does USSR stand for?
What is Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
What is Ocean Oxygen?
What is Tiny plants in the ocean produce about half the oxygen on Earth.
“Dancing in the mirror”
“Singing in the shower”
What is Buzz Aldrin’s joke?
I’m Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the moon. Neal before me.