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What's full of holes and still holds water?
A sponge
There's a one story house that's all yellow. Yellow doors, yellow walls, yellow furniture. What colour are the stairs?
There is none it's a one story house
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What can you hold in you left hand but not your right?
Your right elbow
If you're running in a race and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in?
Second place
A man without a hat or umbrella goes outside while it's raining but doesn't get a single hair on his head wet.
How is that possible?
He's bald
You see a boat full of people yet, there isn't a single person in the boat. How is that possible?
They're all married
What has many needles but can't sew?
A Ever Green tree
What has lots of eyes but can't see?
A potato
What building has the most stories?
The Library
I stalk the countryside with ears that can't hear. What am I?
I'm Corn
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
Mary has four daughters, Each of which have a brother. How many children does Mary have?
5 They all have the same brother.
What flower has 2 lips?
A Tulip
What gets wet while drying?
A towel