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Animals
Dad Jokes
100

 What has to be broken before you can use it?

an egg

100

One of these is Cupid. But it doesn’t have a bow. Instead it pulls a sleigh. Through the air and lands on snow

A reindeer

100

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

because he was stuffed

200

This is something yellow But it is not a light It is a citrus fruit. That’s a flavor in Sprite

Lemon

200

I like to use my long tongue. To eat leaves from tops of trees. I don’t have to climb up though. With my long neck it’s a breeze

a Giraffe 

200

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

300

With red and white stripes. It’s something you lick. Despite it looking. Like a hockey stick

A Candy Cane

300

I’m a pet that has four legs.And a tail at the end. You might hear me barking.And I’m known as man’s best friend

A Dog!

300

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7,8,9

400

This is a root vegetable. That can be red, white or green. It can make you cry a lot. Even though it is not that mean

an onion 

400

I’m an animal you might love. But I’m too big to be your pet. I have an extremely long trunk. And they say I never forget.

A elephant 

400

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

a wise quacker

500

I’m red and have seeds. And I am also round.Sliced up in salads. Is where I can be found

A tomato

500

It’s a very common pet. A baby is called a kitten
The number of lives it has. Is said to be one less than ten

a Cat

500

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn?

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