I have hands, but I'll never shake yours.
I have a face, but I'll never smile.
What am I?
A clock.
What has a thumb and fingers, but is not alive?
A glove.
What is a snowman called in the summer?
What is the largest ocean in the world?
Pacific Ocean.
What is Rhianna's real name?
Robyn Fenty.
What is at the end of a line?
The letter "e".
What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin.
What type of music do rabbits like?
Hip-hop.
Who has won the most Grammy awards of all-time?
Beyonce.
What is baby Yoda's actual character name?
Grogu.
What can't be kept until it is given?
A promise.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
I have a mouth, but do not eat.
I run, but have no legs.
What am I?
A river.
How many bends are in a standard paper clip?
3.
Your wallet has $1 bills, $5 bills, and $10 bills.
Which presidents' faces are in your wallet?
Washington and Lincoln.
What does an odd teenager say when they give up?
"I can't even."
What has keys but can't open locks?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
Which English word has 3 consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper.
A 2-digit number is increased by 1/5 its value when the digits are reversed. What is the number?
45. (54 is 20% greater than 45.)
There was a plane crash and every single person died.
Who were the survivors?
The married couples.
What vehicle is a palindrome?
Racecar.
What becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
The word "Short".
Which company owns Lamborghini, Ducati, Porsche, Audi, and Bugatti?
Volkswagen.
Diophantus lived 1/6 of his life as a child, and 1/12 of his life as an adolescent. After 1/7 more of his life he got married. 5 years later he had a son. His son lived half as long as him, and Diophantus died 4 years after his son. How many years did Diophantus live?
84 years.