Dad jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
what has 23 flavors?
dr. pepper
who was the first president of TX
sam houston
who dropped the atomic bombs on hiroshima and nagasaki?
harry truman
what is andreas favorite color?
purple
Why can't Jesus wear jewelry?
Because He breaks every chain
coke or pepsi
coke
what was the name of the politician from tennessee who fought at the alamo?
davy crockett
who campaigned that they would not join the world war but got the US into it anyways?
Woodrow wilson
what is andreas biggest pet peeve?
people playing pickle ball on tennis courts
How does Moses make coffee in the morning?
He-brews it.
what is the biggest mistake the coca cola company ever made?
fanta
who was the Mexican president defeated for Texas freedom?
santa anna
who did the louisiana purchase?
thomas jefferson
was andrea born in el salvador?
no.
Wanna build an arc?
Because I NOAH guy
what is a swamp water
when you mix every drink in the fountain
who was the man at the alamo known for having a big knife
jim bowie
who was president when texas was annexed into the USA?
James K. polk
what is andreas favorite sport?
tennis
how do you make holy water?
boil the hell out of it
what is the best soda?
docter pepper
on what day did Texas gain freedom?
march 2nd, 1836
what day was texas annexed?
december 29, 1845
what is andreas middle name
grace