Riddles
A son and engineer go fishing. The boy was the engineer’s son but the engineer wasn’t the boy’s dad. How was this possible?
It was the boy's mother.
Sneakers or Flip Flops
SNEAKERS :)
Math or Language Arts
MAth
A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tell the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?
The police never told him where the crime scene was.
Would I bake or fry spike?
Fried chicken :)
A man walks into a bathroom shoots himself in the head. Later he walks out unharmed. How did he survive?
He shot his head in the reflection
Cookies or Brownies
Brownie
Hersey kisses or reese's peanut butter cup
All about the peanut butter
A woman lives alone in a farmhouse. Two prison escapees intend to kill whoever they see in the farmhouse that night and hideout there. That night, the attack happened but the woman survived. How is that possible?
Both the escapees attacked eachother
Glee or Friends
Glee
Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?
A quarter and a nickel. One of the coins is not a nickel but the other one is.
Jupiter or Saturn
Jupiter
Frosty from Wendy's or a mcflurry
MCFLURRY
A girl goes to her mother’s funeral and meets the man of her dreams but she doesn’t get his name or number. Nobody knows who the man is. Three days later the girl kills her own sister. Why?
To see if the man went to the funeral.
Math statistics or algebra
Math algebra
The person who made it never used it and the person who used it never saw it, what is it?
A Caskit
Beach or Pool
Pool
Gta or Fortnite
GTA :D
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I
A Clock
What do the following words have in common: Racecar, Civic, Eye, Level?
They are all palindromes. They can be read the same backward and forward.
With the rich I am blue, with the poor I am red, with the amphibian I am cold but with the dog I am hot instead, what am I?
Blood
Usher or Neo
Usher
sun chips or popcorn
SUN CHIPS
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man said “oh I’m sorry, I thought this was my room.” He then went down the hallway and took the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. Why?
You dont knock on the door of your own room.
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?
The one with the messy haircut because he cuts the barber’s hair that has the nice haircut.