The placement test that you'll be taking shortly is for which subject?
What is Math?
The 6 big sibs in charge of your homeroom!
Who are Pranav, Garrett, Sid, Serena, Emma, and Isabella?
The team from New York in the NBA Finals right now
Who are the Knicks?
The person who sang "Call me Maybe" and "Blank Space"
What is H2O?
If you fail this test, you will be placed into a semester long course called Swim Gym
What is the Swim Test?
Who was Peter Stuyvesant?
The super duper tall guy on the San Antonio Spurs team
Who is Victor Wembyanyama?
The artist who sang "Rap God" and "The Real Slim Shady"
Who is Eminem?
The author behind "Much Ado about Nothing" and "A Midsummer's Night Dream"
Who is William Shakespeare?
The purpose of taking the world language placement test at the end of the day today
The number of floors that Stuy has (bonus points if you get the number of escalators Stuy has!)
The star guard on the NY Knicks (who lowkey clutched up the game last night)
Who is Jalen Brunson?
The artist who performed at the halftime show at the February Super Bowl
Who is Bad Bunny?
The president of the United States during World War I
Who was Woodrow Wilson?
The timeframe for the AP Bio placement test
When is next week? (There's multiple dates for the AP Bio test.)
The default mascot of any Stuy sports team not creative enough to come up with their own mascot
What is the Pegleg?
Which two teams did the Knicks beat before playing the Spurs to get to the NBA Finals?
Who are the Cleveland Cavaliers and Philadelphia 76ers?
The composer that became deaf and still continued to compose music after (hint: Classical Music)
Who is Beethoven?
The enzyme that "unzips" your DNA during DNA replication
What is DNA Helicase?
The date that music auditions are due by
Been open since 1906, this is the oldest Stuy newspaper and official literary magazine. (Hint: it's not the Spectator, which was established in 1915.)
What is the Caliper?
The strategy used by teams to deliberately foul Shaquille O'Neal and make him take free throws (since he was bad at making them)
What was Hack-a-Shaq?
The composer who wrote "In the Hall of the Mountain King" and a famous piano concerto
Who was (Edvard) Grieg?
I keep rolling a fair 6-sided die until I get an odd number. The probability that I roll all 3 even numbers before my first odd number is the answer.
What is 1/20?