MCEats
This dive bar is where Jeremy "decompressed" after day 2 of comps writing, and just before attending an award ceremony in the commons of MCE. You can shoot poll, eat bar pretzels, and play the jukebox here.
The Stadium Inn
Before Google search there was this...
Yahoo/AskJeeves (Bing is never the correct answer)
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid...
And all that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold. (Barf)
This individual helped invent the PC, donated half of his fortune to help vaccinate vulnerable communities globally, and has committed to leaving 90% of his remaining wealth to charity, only to become the center of a conspiracy theory from idiots using the same computers he helped invent accusing him of spreading coronavirus and child-trafficking.
Bill Gates
According to Maslow, this is the highest level of psychological development...
Self-actualization
It's not Popeye's, but it aint bad either.
Birdcall
This web browser could also be described as "burning canine-like animal"
Fire Fox
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.There's vomit on his sweater already...
mom's spaghetti (wtf?)
This so-called documentary full of misinformation accuses Dr. Fauci of being part of a conspiracy to create the coronavirus, and has become viral in the last week, influencing the minds of many coronavirus conspiracy theorists.
Plandemic
He posited the idea of the collective unconscious and then later in life wrote a book full of painted depictions of the people and entities that visited him from other dimensions.
C.G. Jung
Stop into this convenient spot for some crispy falafel and spiced grilled meats.
Jerusalem
This site is considered the definitive fact-checking site for internet myths and rumors.
Snopes
And the whole world has to Answer right now Just to tell you once again...
Who's bad? (See what I did there?)
Being asked to wear one of these in a grocery store has sparked outrage for many insecure people.
Mask
This city invented the cheeseburger
Denver
This coffee shop is an MCE favorite, with a high probability of running into Andi at any given time they're open.
Kaladi Coffee
This is widely known as the front page of the internet
I’m so 3008, you’re so 2000 and...
late (really?)
The president has spoken out against and is actively trying to restrict this form of voting, even though it is his preferred method of voting.
Voting by mail/Mail-in Ballots
They wrote Purple Rain and Raspberry Beret
Prince
Once a hangout for CP students circa 2014, this spot is plagued with undergrads every Wednesday night for "dollar slice night".
Anthony's
This site has been met with mountains of evidence indicating that it is being used to harvest our personal information and to manipulated social/political discourse, and yet we just can't get enough of this Social Narcotic...err, um I mean Social Network.
Facebook :(
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna...
...run around and desert you
That's not exhaust coming out of the back of all those planes flying over Denver recently. It's actually this...
Lysol Chemtrails
This lab member invited jeremy to a party he wasn't invited to, and they themselves did not attend.
Sree