Formation
This resident is still convinced that formation starts at 9:15
Who is Kay Perkins?
We fear (hope we used that right) this resident is most likely to rally the troops to support her latest post in general slack
Who is Faith Wood?
This resident is convinced that his bicep size is directly correlated with his chances of getting a girlfriend... they must not be big enough yet
Who is Jackson Hardy?
Ounce per ounce, this resident has spilled more Celsius at 515 than she has drank
Who is Kay Perkins?
Rumor has it this resident is in love with the matriarch
Who is Brendon Thaler?
This resident is considering major life changes after being accused of being Brad Jones’ son
Who is Brett McPeters?
This resident is famous for the heel-kick during passion pong... maybe she learned it out in Texas
Who is Calista Funke?
Rumor has it that Louie Giglio wants to hire this Italian stallion onto the building team after seeing her stack chairs after the team day dinner
Who is Sara Palmisano?
This resident is most likely to knock somebody out on the front row after throwing her microphone
Who is Calista Funke?
Rumor has it these two resident's Bibles are currently enlightening a family of frogs in a ditch right off Miami circle after not one, not two, not three... but FOUR of their windows were smashed in.
Who is Jake Hicks and Jackson Hardy?
This resident is considering a potential career change from Student Ministry into Zumba instruction after our Elevate Nation Class and it's safe to say... “These hips don’t lie”?
Who is Seth Glasscock?
This resident is most likely to make you believe that she went on an acid trip when telling a personal story… when in reality it was just something from her childhood
Who is Shauna Gandenberger?
This resident is planning her next production titled "The Downfall of JJ Hasulube"
Who is Annabelle Metarko?
When asked by Louie Giglio why she was wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey, this resident responded by saying “Whatever Justin Bieber loves, I love”
Who is Shauna Gandenberger?
This resident is most likely to go on a wild west film chase
Who is Daisy Salinas?
This resident is most likely to uber eats lunch during formation
Who is Quincy Rice?
While located in the basement (that's on me... downstairs connector), this resident has taken a keen interest in the creative department and ventures into their quarters frequently... it's not like he has anything else to do
Who is Jake Hicks?
While he could probably fit a youth extra small, this resident likes to wear shirts that are big enough to house a family of four
What song was playing in the background during the guy residents legendary routine at 30A?
What is Bang Bang?
Rumor has it this basement cocooned resident involuntarily participates in cryotherapy when he sleeps at the Roost
Who is Brendon Thaler?
This resident has embraced his new identity as the front row punching bag of all jokes made in the loading dock
Who is Jake Hicks?
While still a rookie, this soon to be mother of 13 is the matriarch of our class
Who is Emma Bradley?
Rumor has it this resident is still frozen in the Guest Lounge pondering on what Louie’s spiritual gift is
Who is General Has?
If this resident had a quarter for every time a girl attempted to serenade him with one of his own songs in the oval, he'd have enough for a $5 footlong (before inflation)
Who is JJ Hasulube?
Rumor has it this resident is being placed into a psych ward after admitting he runs without listening to music...
Who is Brett McPeters? (We're concerned for you Brett.)