For Matt?
I Hate Everything
Oh, Rhet!
Mr. Ed
Life
100

This "precious" substance can also help create some really awesome paragraphs.

What is METAL?

100

When Prof talks about citation styles, this is the phrase she uses for how detailed and difficult they ALL are.

What is "It's pickier than you think"?

100

If you want to hit them in the feels (or the lizard brain), use this rhetorical device.

What is pathos?

100

This kind of editing can help you organize your thoughts into sections and offers you a different point of "hue."

What is color coding?

100

This is the real life event Prof. says writing an introduction is like.

What is starting a bar fight?

200

This is a good overall guide for formatting an essay...that looks a little bit like math.

What is the great essay equation?

200

If it's important to spell ANYTHING right before you turn in your paper, it's this.

What is your professor's name?

200

Using this form of rhetoric, about the person's credentials, when introducing a quote adds credibility to the quote

What is ethos?

200

Write these alongside your assignments so that you can see your growth and take stock of your skills.

What are process notes?

200

When Prof is REALLY emphasizing something she wants you to do or not do, she says, "for the love of..." what?

What is "...all that is holy"?

300

Your thesis statement should always have these two parts.

What are a claim and a roadmap?

300

This is the reason not to use "I think" or "I believe."

What is "You're writing it; I know you believe it!"

300

This is THE single most important element that determines the tone of an essay and the choices authors make.

What is the audience?

300

If you use information with numbers, statistics, or dates, you should make sure to include this at the end of the sentence.

What is an in-text citation?

300

This is the best way to reach Prof. Myer...seriously...stop emailing me if you want me to reply.

What is a Teams chat?

400

Your thesis statement should appear twice in an essay (in different forms)--in these two places.

What are the last sentence of the first paragraph and the first sentence of the last paragraph.

400

Don't start your last paragraph with these words. It's effing obnoxious.

What is "In conclusion?"

400

At its very basic definition, rhetoric is communication designed to do this.

What is convince?

400

This form of revising can be done to break down your essay into its parts.

What is reverse outlining?

400

Professor Myer always says the punctuation OUT LOUD with THIS intro phrase word.

What is "However, COMMA"

500

These are the parts of a METAL paragraph.

What are Main idea, Explain, Text evidence, Analysis, and Link.
500

These are the four no-no rules for hooks.

What are questions; quotes; no-s#!+, Sherlock statements; and cliches?

500

While it's usually used in persuasive writing, Rhetoric is ALSO important in research writing, specifically for these reasons.

What are meeting AUDIENCE expectations to accomplish your PURPOSE, introducing quotes with ETHOS of sources, and presenting your own argument with good LOGOS and no evidence of biased PATHOS?

500

This is the name for the formatting technique used on a works cited page for each entry.

What is a hanging indent?

500

This is what Prof. Myer will often say about life when things are rough.

What is "Sometimes, life be lifin'"?
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