Dreamworks Movies
A fairytale adventure where the main character is lowkey kinda hot. Bro meets a talking donkey and some weird princess played by one of Charlie's Angels who has to almost marry some really short dude (because she knows the muffin man).
Shrek
She's like the queen but she's got some skeletons in her closet. She kinda runs away from all her problems but when they catch up to her in her ice palace she almost unalives her sister (ouch). Her sister's love interest also turn out to be a jerk (who would have thought). There's also a reindeer. And a talking snowman.
Frozen
Old guy (with a deceased wife) in a floating house heading to their dream destination. Bro ends up having to babysit some scout kid who befriends a talking dog and a giant weird old bird who's being hunted by some other old guy (who ends up unaliving we think).
Up
6 friends living in NYC navigate their way through life and relationships. And also all kind of end up linking up (if you know what I mean).
Really catchy theme song and way too much coffee being consumed at that cafe.
Friends
She fights an evil fox with her sidekick monkey, talking backpack and map. She teaches kids about important things by asking them really obvious questions.
She also has a cousin, he has a jungle farm show that not quite as successful as hers (slay girl). Her sidekick monkey wear lil red boots too.
Dora the Explorer
The guy's dad is a goose and there's a confusing turtle who talks in riddles and turns into a cherry blossom tree?
There's a lot of animals you wouldn't expect to see complete these action adventures.
Kung Fu Panda
A sassy crab and an anxious fish who's friends with a girl (who's really impulsive). She trades her voice for legs so that she can meet the prince (but like if you can't talk then what's the point?).
Anywho, the person who gave her this "really good deal" turns out to be an evil sea witch.
The Little Mermaid
Multiple feelings navigating the inner workings of a teenage girl moving to a new city. The feelings control her life essentially and when they get lost so does she.
In the end she has a massive cry with her fam and everything is all good.
Sidenote: Bing Bong deserved better.
Inside Out
A bunch of surgeons and doctors who all end up together somehow. Lots of them unalive? and it's kinda traumatic for the main character. More drama than surgery complications.
Sandra Oh slays though. McDreamy & McSteamy also slay. RIP to both.
Grey's Anatomy
An Australian family who do mundane activities like going to the grocery store or playing at home but somehow manage to turn everything into a life lesson.
The parents are strangely calm about everything and the kids never seem to run out of energy, making you wonder if they're secretly robots.
Bluey
An underwater comedy about a fish who dreams of becoming a hero but ends up lying to everyone about defeating a shark. He gets caught up in a mess of underwater drama and learns that honesty is, like, kind of important or whatever.
Shark Tale
Little girl obsessed with water goes on an adventure. Giant 8ft crab sings about shiny things and eating his grandma.
The Rock is also in it, he plays self-obsessed narcissist who's got bad parent issues. He fights a mountain. And tries to eat the main character's pet chicken.
Moana
A family of superheroes dust off their spandex to defeat a deranged ginger with an obsession for capes.
Kind of like a mid-life crisis mixed with a superhero movie, but with more family drama and questionable fashion choices.
The Incredibles
Bunch of physicists (plus one astronaut) hanging out nerding about in their apartment in Pasadena. One of them is highkey autistic in the best way he can be all of them are massive comic book nerds.
His love interest ending up being the host of Jeopardy in real life until she got fired and replaced with a man :(
The Big Bang Theory
Two brothers (sort of) make it their mission to create a new adventure for every 104 days of summer vacation. All while their obsessive sister tries to prove to their oblivious mother that what they're doing is actually really dangerous (but she don't care).
The evil guy (who's not great at being evil) always manages to get defeated by the Australian marsupial wearing a fedora.
Phineas and Ferb
A wacky adventure where a bunch of pampered zoo animals end up stranded on a remote island, and they have to figure out how to survive without room service and daily manicures.
There's also some weird ninja penguins there too for some reason.
Madagascar
The villain is not the guy you expect him to be. The "bad guy" of a video game turns out to actually a good guy who just wants a piece cake that's not chocolate flavoured.
Bro ends up saving a drag racing teenager in some candy land by dropping mentos into Cocacola to defeat Cy-bugs.
Wreck-It Ralph
The two main characters get abducted by the weird kid next door (who's kind of a psycho) out of a claw machine with weird aliens. He ends up trying to blow them up but fails kind of because they still end up using the rocket to get back to their family in the moving truck.
And then the spoilt kid is reunited with his beloved friends.
Toy Story
A group of detectives with a sassy caption and a buff sergeant galivant around their city trying to stop crime but also participating in it sometimes.
The team has questionable morals and try to use humour to cover up the fact their job is traumatic. The worst episodes of this series were when they brought COVID into it.
Brooklyn 99
A guy with talking tools trying to live his best life fixing the city around him.
I'm pretty sure that's literally all he does. Catchy theme song though.
Bob the Builder
Hugh Jackson plays a really snobby rat who ends up in the sewer city filled with singing slugs and disco-loving frogs. He tries to find his way back home whilst trying to dodge a crazy toad who's obsessed the World Cup.
Flushed Away
Main character is an orphan. Ends up following some kid into the future where he sees how good life really is when you have a massive family. He ends up having to defeat some evil hat and the bad guy turns out to be his old roommate from the orphanage.
Massive plot twist: the kid he followed into the future is actually his son.
Meet the Robinsons
Creatures essentially create living nightmares for kids when they go through their closet door and try to scare them in the middle of the night. But plot twist: the creatures are terrified of humans and think they're toxic (not really but kinda).
They end up defeating the purple lizard guy and it's revealed that a slug is the head of the CDA.
Monsters Inc.
A family of wannabe business entrepreneurs try to portray their lives in the most humble way they can - in their massive mansions and countless cars they take adventures all around the world and sometimes are parents to their children.
The Kardashians
A talking bear who lives in a creepy house with a bunch of other talking animals who sing weird songs, do strange dances, and have awkward conversations about random stuff. All while the bear talks to the audience as if we're all his imaginary friends.
Bear in the Big Blue House