How Many?
3?
12
Pair of Aces?
I have a Full House, suck it
"Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?"
Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids 2 (REAL)
What is a woman?
Property
Ashes, ashes we all fall down
9/11
How many minutes will it take my girlfriend to get ready for dinner?
Uhhhh it'll take my BOYFRIEND about 20 minutes thanks for asking
Gamble?
Never Gamble (Always Gamble)
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Mark Cuban in Shark Tank
Who famously refused to get off the bus?
Ms. Frizzle, saying "I'm taking these kids inside a colon no matter what you charge me with"
Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are?
An innocent Afghan child watching the ICBM quickly approach the atmosphere
How many drinks until I pass out?
Already did earlier tonight ociffer so... (Belches) morty... theres no danger of that happening behind the wheel
Need Cash Now?
I bet you said "Call JG Wentworth 877 CASH NOW" didn't you? You people are sheep.
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
What is the historical event I wish I could go back and witness most?
The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire of 1911 (Salem Witch Trials is a close 2nd)
No more monkeys jumping on the bed
If you said anything racist, you are banned
Another One?
DJJJJJJ KHALED
Just one more time...
"C'mon Timmy give your allowance money I just need one more pull to win big!"
My Father after one too many
What was Frida Kahlo famous for?
That giant caterpillar across her face she called her eyebrows fr.
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Not if Rosa Parks has anything to say about it
26.2 miles is the distance of what?
How far away I took my son from my crazy wife before the cops got me
Blackjack
Ew you busted? Get tf out of my casino dude theres children here
"Take your dirty paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
Martha Stewart, unprompted
How many women did Ted Bundy kill?
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after
Sounds like a skill issue, honestly