Bad Game Descriptions
Name the franchise where children kidnap animal gods
Pokemon
A high schooler gets called into his principals office to find out a mysterious lizard monster has proposed to marry him. Reluctantly, he says yes.
REAL
Jingai-san no Yome (Non-Human Creature's Wife)
This year had the first radio broadcast, prohibition began, and women get the right to vote
1920
An electromechanical device that blows ambient or hot air over damp hair to speed the evaporation of water to dry
hair dryer
a person thought to be guilty of a crime or offense.
SUSpect
Game that consists of naked humans pillaging each other, also causing drama when played
Rust
Main character is an ordinary and fashion conscious young man who works at a clothing store. One day while leaving work, he is ran over by a truck. He wakes up, surrounded by mystical energy transforming him into a sentient pair of elastic women's underwear
Not real
This year had the E.T. Movie Released, Falkland Islands War, Michael Jackson Released Thriller
1982
A dairy product produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures, and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein
Cheese
a statue that is much bigger than life size
colossus
Unstoppable super soldier escorts lunatic A.I. to humanity's most-vulnerable hotspots.
Halo
A leaf falls from a tree and transforms into a human. The series is all about the leaf human trying to find his memories
Fake
This year had the 1st ever Superbowl
1967
DOUBLE JEAPORDY
An economic system based on the private ownership of the means of production and their operation from profit
Capitalism
the wrong or improper use of something
misuses
Cute, loveable mascots brutalize one other for no discernible reason
Super smash bros.
Guy is in love with his older sister while his younger one is in love with him, in the end he bangs everyone
REAL
Domestic Girlfriend
In this year, Bluetooth was invented
1994
An inorganic, transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance
Water
a detailed discussion of a particular point in a book, usually in an appendix
excursus
A group of god-awful actors vie for the 'worst performance' award while staying at a local mansion
The series follows a story of a talking fart who always happens to appear at the right moment to give advice about a particular situation
REAL
Onara Gorou (fart goro)
This is the year the fax machine was invented
1843
The cuddly, relaxed, intimate conversation that often occurs between two romantic partners; sometimes after intercourse
pillow talk
staff or spear tipped with an ornament like a pine cone, carried by Bacchus and his followers
thyrsus