Weed Be Surprised
Presidents Behaving Badly
Born in the '90s, Raised on Chaos

💋 Suburban Street Pharmacist (formerly Marc’s Mom’s Pharmacy)
Party Foul Play
100

What herb might Grandma accidentally use in her brownie recipe?

What is Canabis 

100

This president had a secret moonshine still at the White House.

Who is George Washington?

100

He lived in a pineapple under the sea.

Who is SpongeBob SquarePants?

100

Marc's mom accepts this form of payment (and it’s not Venmo).

What is cash.

100

What is rule number one at a Rossoni pool party?

What is NO PEEING IN THE POOL?

200

The classic stoner duo that made weed funny in the '70s.

Who are Cheech & Chong?

200

He said, “I did not inhale,” but America wasn’t buying it.

Who is Bill Clinton?

200

This fashion accessory doubled as a toy, weapon, and threat to Catholic school dress codes.

What is a slap bracelet?

200

This is her most “prescribed” street medication.

What is Xanax?

200

After a few drinks, Kenny’s most urgent request isn’t water — it’s this.

What is Taco Bell via DoorDash?

300

The federal tax ID used to prosecute weed dealers in the 1930s.

What is the Marihuana Tax Act?

300

This president’s brother partied so hard he got his own beer brand.

Who is Billy Carter?

300

The most unhinged 90s toy that repeated everything you said.

What is a Furbie?

300

She may drive a minivan, but this is what she’s really running.

What is a rolling dispensary?

300

You’ll find Marc doing this in the pool, usually motionless and slightly alarming.

What is floating like a dead man?

400

The reason why weed hits so much harder when eaten vs. smoked.

What is liver metabolization into 11-Hydroxy-THC?

400

This First Lady was caught slipping amphetamines into her daily vitamin routine.

Who is Jackie Kennedy?

400

These shoes made you fast, furious, and 3 inches taller.

What are Sketchers with built-in platforms?

400

Her pharmacy slogan: "Open late and always ______."

What is stocked?

400

The last person standing in a game of Kings Cup must do this.

What is chug the King's chalice? we will also accept Kings Cup

500

This slang term refers to someone who smokes but doesn’t pitch in.

What is a mooch.

500

This president “lost” 18½ minutes of tape—allegedly during a scandal that needed no introduction.

Who is Richard Nixon.

500

Saturday mornings meant this three-hour cartoon lineup.

What is One Saturday Morning?

500

The DEA showed up but left with this instead.

What is a lasagna tray?


500

Billy Madison taught us: “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me this

What is Miles Davis?

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