Games Explained Badly
A plumber commits property damage across multiple countries to rescue a woman who keeps getting kidnapped and doesn’t consider moving.
Super Mario Bros.
A very angry dad whose main hobby is turning entire mythologies into personal problems.
Kratos
This open-world fantasy realm is filled with towering castles, foggy swamps, cursed ruins, and gigantic monsters, where even a simple walk can turn into a deadly adventure.
Elden Ring
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An engineer goes to fix a spaceship, but instead spends the whole time aggressively dismembering his former coworkers while arguing with his girlfriend over the worst long-distance relationship ever.
Dead Space
A theoretical physicist who shows up late to work, causes an interdimensional disaster on his first day, and then refuses to speak to HR while solving everything with a crowbar.
Gordon Freeman
A giant, open-air Wild West painting you can walk through, full of dusty towns, snowy mountains, swamps, and rivers, where every sunset looks like a movie poster and every corner has either a bear, a bandit, or a very angry horse.
Red Dead Redemption
His favorite game is Dark Souls 2; he has captured footage saying so, and is known for being able to control two sticks at once. Now spends most of his time hunting ghosts.
Adrian
A pharmaceutical company solves healthcare by turning everyone into monsters, and the solution is sending either a cop, a model, or a guy with emotional issues to shoot everything and manage their extremely limited pocket space.
Resident Evil
A rookie cop whose first day turns into a zombie apocalypse, and instead of quitting, he just keeps getting hotter, more sarcastic, and somehow promoted into saving the president’s daughter.
Leon S. Kennedy
A world that used to be normal but is now overgrown, ruined, and crawling with fungi zombies, where every abandoned city, mall, and gas station feels like nature reclaimed it just to make your life miserable—and also make you cry a little while sneaking past clickers.
The Last of Us
Known for his greed, the way he collects platinum. should be arrested for the assaults that he puts on games. Loves dressing as a pirate from Soul Calibur.
Vaughn
You pay to be a very scared ghost hunter who walks into creepy houses, yells at invisible roommates, and tries not to die while arguing with your friends about which ghost is making the lights flicker.
Phasmophobia
A middle-aged dad who solves international crises by turning off the lights, sneaking around in night-vision goggles, and aggressively judging people from the shadows.
Sam Fisher
Bright, colorful courts where nothing follows real-world physics, platforms float in midair, chainsaw-wielding piranha plants might judge your swing, and your opponents are a suspiciously athletic group of talking mushrooms, turtles, and dinosaurs.
Mario Tennis
Has a furry fetish and spends his free time in a cave guarding his old master's treasure. Loves doing long back bends and getting his foot caught in bear traps.
Brandyn
You visit an abandoned asylum armed with nothing but a camcorder and your crippling fear, and spend hours running from angry, knife-wielding patients while occasionally tripping over your own feet.
Outlast
A guy who started as a nervous government agent, then got turned into a glowing cyborg ninja, and now spends his life dramatically slicing robots while questioning his life choices.
Raiden
An alternate‑reality, gothic‑steampunk New York where two teams fight over mystical influence across eerie streets, rooftops, and alleys, using MOBA‑style lanes, vertical terrain, and zip lines to destroy the enemy’s “patron.”
Deadlock
They are built like Waluigi. Best FPS player these guys have ever seen. Known for saying WILD things.
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