Conversation topics on the way to the Alabama family reunion
If any of ya’ll thinking about kissin one of your cousins in the closet, I’ll smack you so hard you’ll fall out of the family tree
Your daughter wants to get matching
tattoos with her boyfriend
No tattoos until you
graduate preschool
A yankee driving a fancy car mistakenly bangs your door in the Wal-Mart parking lot
Either you gonna buff this dent out or I’m bout to hit you so hard you gonna hum like a 10 penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball-peen hammer
Ya’ll done got the neighbors
fussin.... again
The Neighbors Tree Is
Good Enough For Me
Ya’ll done got the
neighbors fussin
If the dog can use the tree,
It's good enough for me
The RIGHT kind of church music
"Church FIGHT!!"