Musculoskeletal
Sports Medicine
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Spinal Cord Injury
100

What malignancy is most associated with Lambert-Eaton Syndrome?

Small Cell Lung Carcinoma

100

Which muscle is most commonly injured in a rotator cuff injury

Supraspinatus 

100

Which bone is always in the know?

The hip!

(haha)

100

What level of the spinal cord is associated with a positive straight leg test

Levels L4-L5

200

Gower's sign/manuver is associated with which genetic disease

Duchance muscular dystrophy

200

Next best step for exertional heart stroke

Immediate cold water immersion

200

What did the doctor say in response to: "Doctor, Doctor! My son just swallowed a roll of film!"

Let's hope nothing develops!

(hahaha)

200

Which spinal cord injury is most associated with forced hyperextension 

Central Cord Syndrome

300

What is the primary cause of death in patients with ALS?

Respiratory failure

300

What muscles make up the "hamstrings" and what are their nerve innervations

Biceps femoris, Semitendinosus, and Semimembranosus

All innervated by Tibial part of sciatic nerve except short head of biceps femoris innervated by common fibular part of sciatic nerve

300

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs!

(hahahaha)

300

Which tracts are affected in anterior cord syndrome

Spinothalamic tract and Corticospinal tract

400

What pharmacological interventions can be used to treat myasthenic crisis?

IVIG or plasma exchange

400

What is a contraindication to giving corticosteroids

Active infection
400

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?

They gave them the cold shoulder!

(hahahahaha)

400

A patient has:

Ipsilateral loss of proprioception/vibration at T5

Ipsilateral LMN weakness at T5

Contralateral loss of pain/temperature at T7

What is the diagnosis?

Brown-Sequard Syndrome 

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