Josh asks!
What did the dog say to einstein?
Woof!
80 people walk into the store they divide in half and then a quarter and finally half once more, people start leaving and now there are 2 groups left. How many people had started?
80
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
Anything red that is bad for your teeth, includes paint and bricks.
What did Burger King say to Dairy Queen?
They don't talk.
How do I look?
With your eyes!/You look nice.
What did the zebra say when he bumped into the lion?
Tag!
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels/Hair Blower/etc.
What’s blue and doesn’t speak
Anything that is blue and doesn't speak.
Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
They be dead!
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
Any animal not in the jungle.
What’s the difference between dihydropenta benzyeme and trihelatetraflouride?
I don't know and I don't care.
Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense?
All makes scents./Prove to me actually one fragrance commercial.
What's white, has two legs and arms?
Skeleton.
What happens when you sit in traffic?
You get run over.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
(Mistake word), Oops.
What did the monkey say once he opened the dictionary?
I can't read.
Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees?
They are pretty good at it.
Someone asks for your blood type and you answer?
Red
What happens if you put a tongue to a pole?
You get stuck.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did Moses say to Pharaoh?
Let my people go!
Where did Noah keep his bees
In the Ark Hives.
What is green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
9 + 10=?
19