Participation Trophies
The Heisman Trophy
What is Football?
Before the word "blooper" was coined, they were called this term
What are boners?
Grumpy emo girl debates between dating a corpse or a wolf for several years.
What is Twilight?
You might be asked to leave the party if you don't pass this.
What is a Vibe Check?
The Naismith Awards
What is Basketball?
The name for a group of bats, and also a witch's tool
What is a cauldron?
Woman discovers Stockholm syndrome works if it's in a fancy castle.
What is Beauty and the Beast?
These are your only outside bones
What are teeth?
A makeover or a transformation from bad to good.
What is a glow up?
The Gold Glove and Silver Slugger Awards
What is Baseball?
The little dot above a lowercase j or i
What is a tittle?
Noseless man has an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What is Harry Potter?
This animal's pee smells like buttered popcorn
What is a tiger?
This article of clothing also means to lie
What is cap?
The Slammy Awards
Pro-Wrestling/WWE
This is the word for a duel between three people
What is a truel?
Paranoid billionaire becomes afraid of an illegal immigrant.
What is Batman vs Superman?
The approximate weight of an average adult's skin.
What is 7lbs?
Someone who is obsessed with, and does much too much for, the person they have a crush on
What is a simp?
The Ballon d'Or
What is Soccer?
What is whiskey?
Bullied animal with birth defect proves people are only nice to you if they need something around the holidays.
What is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
This body part is the first thing that develops in the womb.
What is the nervous system?
This term describes people (often millennials) who are outdated or considered to be trying too hard
What is cheugy?