Report Immediately!
Randos
Sexually Transmitted
Parasite Party
Where's the Evidence?
100

Classically 3 stages, 

1. Catarrhal (1–2 weeks): mild URI symptoms, most contagious

2. Paroxysmal (2–6 weeks): Paroxysms of severe coughing followed by inspiratory "whoop", Post-tussive vomiting, Apnea in infants

3. Convalescent (weeks–months): gradual recovery

Bordetella pertussis

(immediately with lab evidence)

100

An interaction with an animal most people would prefer to avoid

Animal Bites


(Immediate)

100

This disease can cause a chancre, or firm, painless ulcer, approximately 2–6 weeks after contact

What is Syphilis?

(submit within one day)

100

Can cause cyclic fevers, on microscopy may see ring forming within WBC, sickle cell trait may be protective

Malaria

(within a day with lab evidence)

100

Thrives in unpasteurized dairy, soft cheeses, deli meats, contaminated cold cuts. Transplacental transmission and vaginal transmission during birth can result in neonatal meningitis. 

Listeria monocytogenes

(within a day) 

200

Spread via aerosolized water, associated with contaminated water sources in hospitals, hotels. Can cause atypical pneumonia with hyponatremia, diarrhea, and high fever. Urine antigen test.

Legionella

(report immediately)

200

This gram-positive rod can be found in soil, is an obligate aerobe, and has a toxin linked to bioterrorism attacks.

Bacillus anthracis


(immediate with lab evidence)

200

Can cause urethritis, cervicitis, PID, ectopic pregnancy, infertility, sometimes mucopurulent cervical discharge, often asymptomatic in women. Can result in Reiter syndrome of reactive arthritis, conjunctivitis, urethritis.

Chlamydia

(within a day, lab evidence if LGV strain)

200

Can cause greasy foul smelling diarrhea weeks after hiking

Giardia

(within a day)

200

Can cause descending paralysis in a baby who ate honey under a year old.

Botulism (Clostridium botulinum or botulinum toxin or other botulism producing Clostridia)

(immediate with evidence)

300

This gram-negative comma-shaped rod can cause massive dehydration, hypokalemia, metabolic acidosis. Treatment primarily oral rehydration (glucose + electrolytes), doxycycline shortens duration.

Vibrio Cholera

(immediate with lab evidence)

300

CRASH and burn

Conjunctivitis

Rash

Adenopathy (cervical, usually unilateral)

Strawberry tongue / mucositis 

Hands and feet changes (erythema, edema → desquamation)

Burn = fever ≥5 days

Kawasaki Syndrome

300

Can cause urethritis, dysuria, purulent discharge, cervicitis, PID, Fitz-Hugh–Curtis syndrome ("violin-string" adhesions on liver which hurt). Culture on special agar (Thayer Martin)

Neisseria gonorrhoeae

(within a day, with lab evidence)

300

This parasite has decal-oral transmission, can cause bloody diarrhea, abdominal pain. Rarely, manigests with liver abscess – “Anchovy paste” exudate (classic), RUQ pain. Endemic regions – Mexico, India, tropical countries.

Entamoeba histolytica


(within a day)

300

A contagious form of inflammation of a protective brain barrier

Infectious meningitis

(within a day, lab evidence unless HSV)

400

Acid-fast bacillus, obligate aerobe, slow-growing, facultative intracellular. Transmitted via respiratory droplets. Can cause caseating granulomas, Langhans giant cells, ghon focus + ghon complex. Reaction or secondary stage can appear as fever, night sweats, weight loss, hemoptysis with cavitary lesions in upper lobes.

Mycobacterium Tuberculosis

400

Death within a particular group due to a disease whose course can be shortened with Oseltamivir / Zanamivir

Influenza-associated pediatric mortality

400

Dr. Sarah Lambros recently gave a fantastic lecture on this disease's complications

HIV

(so much, entire separate document)

400

This bacteria has been found in rodent urine here in Baltimore, Hawaii also a hot spot. Biphasic illness first with flu symptoms, then meningitis, conjunctival suffusion, jaundice, renal failure. Weil Disease is severe disseminated form.

Leptospirosis

(within a day with evidence) 

500

Zoonotic infection, transmitted via rabbits, ticks, deer flies, or handling animal carcasses. Classic presentation: Painful papule → ulcer with black base at inoculation site, regional lymphadenopathy. May also cause pneumonia, oculoglandular, oropharyngeal, and typhoidal variants. Highly infectious — need biosafety precautions

Francisella tularensis (Tularemia) 

(immediate with evidence)

500

Systemic infection of a genus of bacteria associated with the plague



Yersiniosis

(within a day with lab evidence)

500

Transmitted by Ixodes scapularis tick in Northeastern U.S., especially coastal New England. Risk factors: asplenia, elderly, immunocompromised. 

Classic triad:

Irregular fevers, hemolytic anemia, fatigue

Jaundice, dark urine, hepatosplenomegaly

Severe disease: ARDS, DIC, heart failure, especially in asplenic patients

Babesiosis (Babesia microti)

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