Murphy's Law
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
He said nothing was as easy as it looked.
"I am Groot". Groot
Groot said he was Groot
"I have a dream" Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King said he had a dream
"I'm dancing in the dark with you between my arms" (Ed Sheeran)
Ed said he was dancing in the dark with me between his arms
"My dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
(The Wolf, Little red riding hood)
The Wolf told me it wasn't safe for a little girl to walk through those woods alone
Everything takes longer than you think.
He said everything took longer than I thought.
"This is Sparta!" King Leonidas (300)
King Leonidas said that was Sparta
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." John Lennon
John Lennon said life was what happened when you were busy busy making other plans.
"I've got a blank space, baby
And I'll write your name" (Taylor Swift)
Taylor said she had a blank space and she would write my name
"This porridge is too hot!" Goldilocks exclaimed.
Goldilocks exclaimed that porridge was too hot
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
He said to err was human, but to really foul things up required a computer.
"I was perfect" Nina (Black Swan)
Nina said she had been perfect
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." Confucius
Confucius said life was really simple, but they insisted on making it complicated.
"I love it when you call me señorita
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya" (Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes)
Camila said she loved it when Shawn called her señotita. She wished she could pretend she hadn't needed him
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? (The Queen, Snowhite)
The Queen asked the mirror who was the fairest of all
Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
He said any simple theory would be worded in the most complicated way.
Honey? Where's my super suit? Frozone (The Incredibles)
Frozone asked where his super suit was.
"Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about." Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe said that she kept smiling, because life was a beautiful thing and there was so much to smile about.
"You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there" (Bruno Mars)
Bruno said I could count on him like one, two, three. He would be there
"I am Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba" Tony Montana (Scarface)
Tony said he was Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." -Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson said he found that the harder he worked, the more luck he seemed to have.