ATS
What does ATS stand for?
Applicant Tracking System
A letter you send in with a job application and resume laying out your intentions is called . . .
Cover letter
All font on an entry level resume should be . . .
Simple (Times New Roman)
True / False . . . A professional level resume is the type of thing that includes your high school graduation date.
False / No / Don't be dumb.
Nobody cares about your high school at this point, but if you do include that, then you might as well go the whole way and wear your varsity jacket to your interview -_____-
What is the greatest selling album of all time?
The EAGLES Greatest hits
In an ATS who is looking at your resume?
The ROBOTS!!!! OMG!!!!! The robots are taking over!!!!!!!!!!
The opening of a cover letter is called (you know the whole "dear . . . "
Salutations (not salt mutations)
In an entry level job, your educational experience should be put . . .
First
Make sure to include _______________ from any previous jobs that you have had and connect how they relate to the job you are applying for
Duties / Responsibilities (haha . . . "dooty")
Top box office move of all time
Avatar (Nerds rule the world. Just accept it.)
What are the type of words that you should use in order to please our robot overlords in the ATS?
Key Words . . . .duh
True/False . . . . An ATS cyborg / robot / terminator doesn't give a flying F&^! about your cover letter
True
A G.P.A. should be included if it is at least . . .
3.0 (That's a pretty low bar by the way. I think that's a B. Congrats on that B super genius. Hope you're applying to be a greeter at Well Mort (yeah that's right. Not even as good as Wal-Mart)
Never apply for a job that you are not ___________ for
qualified (not quantified trenton . . . which you don't even know what that means anyway)
Hottest state in the USA (temperature wise, not people)
California (Death Valley has the highest recorded air temp in the world)
Daily Double!!!!!!!!
What percent of applications are never seen by a human being?
70%
Your cover letter should be customized for each different __________
Company / position that you apply for
Daily Double!!!!
True / False . . . You should include volunteer work on an entry level resume
True! (You're like 17 years old . . . what else have you got going for you at this point)
Do professional level job openings use ATS?
Yes (because nobody wants to sift through 1000 resumes)
What is the slowest animal on earth?
The Sloth
What percent of large sized companies use ATS in today's job world?
A lot! . . . just kidding . . . the answer is 75%
Make sure that each cover letter you send is sent to the correct __________ (This is a tough one. That's why its 500)
Contact
Inappropriate email address.
(BALLERZZZZ4Lifebrah@gmail.com is not appropriate and if that is your email you should get punched in the face several times)
A good professional resume is an excellent way to ____________ oneself
Market
What is the highest selling video game of all time (Hint: it's not CoD you wannabe navy seals you)
Tetris