The Customer is Always Right! Right?
Current stock price of this customer of ours is hovering around $150
Who is ManH?
Our current called 2021 forecast for Retail ISV rounded to the nearest million $.
What is $45M?
This leader's favorite book is Midnights Children. It portrays India's transition from British colonial rule to independence and the partition of India. It is considered an example of postcolonial, postmodern, and magical realist literature
Who is Jose?
Although he is not a motivational speaker (at least not that I know of, anyway) he technically COULD live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
(Zeba if you don't get this reference, please youtube it)
Who is Shane?
What is the output of this Java code?
String mesg = "Answer is ";
int sum = 1 + 2;
System.out.println(mesg + sum);
What is "Answer is 3"?
This company's namesake is inspired by the British intelligence agency, and its nine initial team members who formed it in 2001
What is Mi9?
This Retail customer is approaching 200TB of storage in GCS and BQ
Who is Walmart?
This fearless leader's favorite author is Dominque Lapierre (French Writer), who wrote and excellent book on the Bhopal Tragedy (Freedom at Midnight)
Who is Vikas?
This teammate of ours has been known to crack a craft beer and hit the sticks. (Sticks as in joysticks, not drumsticks)
Who is Matt?
Unlike Arrays, Linked Lists, Stack and queues, which are linear data structures, these are hierarchical data structures.
What are trees?
"This is just Vish's buddy and we're doing him a favor and we probably won't hear about this customer ever again in 6 weeks." Aaron said confidently incorrect before working with this startup.
Who is Banyan?
The total CPU capacity landed for BFCM customers in 2021 (rounded to nearest million)
What is 11 million?
Sapiens - A Brief History of Humankind is this leader's favorite book.
Who is Vish?
High intensity interval Training aka HIIT is a favorite pastime of this workout junkie CE on our team.
Who is Zeba?
Vim or Emacs.
What is "oh so that's what you want to do today, fight?"
The World's #1 Commerce Experience Cloud. Or at least that's what their website says
Who is Bloomreach?
At 13 years 7 months, this Googler is the longest tenured in Jose's org.
Who is Wamberg?
This Hoosier is the author of Slaughterhouse Five and is among Aaron's favorites.
Who is Kurt Vonnegut?
This Renaissance Man counts Reddit, Poker, Podcasts, Snowboarding, Biking, Golf, and Distributed Systems as his favorite hobbies
Who is Greg?
You have 250,000 devices which produce a JSON device status event every 10 seconds. You want to capture this event data for outlier time series analysis. What should you do?
What is "Ship the data into Cloud Bigtable. Use the Cloud Bigtable cbt tool to display device outlier data based on your business requirements." ?
This customer of ours claims it will help retailers "survive the retail apocalypse"
Who is AWM?
Snap + Bigfoot (Apple) combined are approaching this milestone of GCP spend in 2021.
What is one billllllionnnnnnnn dollars?
This big wig (think like 8 levels above Aaron) loves "Trillion Dollar Coach" by Bill Campbell.
Despite COVID's best efforts, Aaron loves to do this whenever he can.
What is travel?
The CAP Theorem States...this
What is?