All About Terry
This is the first thing Terry plans to enjoy after retirement.
What is sleeping in?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Every day feels like this after retirement.
What is Saturday?
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint.
The thing Terry always seemed to have plenty of
What is patience?
Terry's coworkers describe him as this kind of colleague.
What is an amazing coworker?
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satis-factory.
The most important appointment on Terry's calendar.
What is lunch?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
Even on difficult days, Terry brought this to work.
What is a smile?
The number of alarms Terry plans to set after retirement.
What is zero?
Why do I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
Because I don't know Y.
What do retirees call a busy day?
Two naps instead of one.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Something Terry shared nearly as often as work advice.
What are dad jokes?
This activity Terry will never have to attend again at work.
What is a mandatory meeting?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What's the best thing about retirement?
Not needing to request vacation days!
I tried to make a belt out of watches.
Why didn't it work?
Because it was a waist of time.
What coworkers will miss most.
What is Terry's friendship and support?
The title Terry has earned after retirement.
What is Professional Relaxer?
I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
Terry's new boss
Who is Terry?
What is Terry's new full-time job?
Looking for lost golf balls.
This coworker shared his time, wisdom, laughter, and countless dad jokes, making work brighter for everyone around him.
Who is Terry? 💙