What is a cross breed between a donkey and a zebra called?
"Zonkey"
Who said, “I have sinned, for I have betrayed innocent blood”?
Judas Iscariot
In American Football, a touchdown is worth how many points?
6 points
Who coined the word "nerd"?
Dr. Seuss
"After watching a full season of 'Call the Midwife,' I believe I am fully prepared to deliver a child."
Luke
The age of a lion can be determined by the color of its _____________.
Nose
What book of the Bible is the story of a Moabite girl?
Ruth
How many personal fouls must a person get to be ejected from an NBA basketball game?
6 personal fouls
This book, published on October 16, 1847, has been called socialist propaganda, the first feminist novel, and the worst piece of literature ever produced.
Jane Eyre
"There's nothing sexier than a German professor."
Dinsmore
How many legs does a lobster have?
10
What did the sorcerers of Ephesus do with their scrolls to show that they had turned to God?
They burned them publicly
How long are players allowed to search for their balls in golf?
5 minutes
This game passed up Tetris for the number 1 spot on most sold video game on it’s tenth birthday.
Minecraft
"Never put off til tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
Mark Twain
How many noses do slugs have?
4
Who said, “I am a Pharisee, the son of a Pharisee. I stand on trial because of my hope in the resurrection of the dead”?
Paul
Kyrie Irving was born in what country?
Australia
Bubble wrap was originally created for what purpose?
Wallpaper
"Reality continues to ruin my life." ~ The Author of ____________
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson)
What did ancient Egyptians do to mourn the death of their cats?
They shaved their eyebrows
Who said, “The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath?”
Jesus
How many seasons did Michael Jordan play with the Chicago Bulls before going back into the game with the Wizards?
13 seasons
What letter is the only letter to not appear on the periodic table?
"J"
"Landon, give me the stick so I can show you how to spank some."
Dinsmore