Clever Stuff
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
You're walking in the woods There's no one around, And your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him. Who is it?
Shia LaBeouf
Pre 1990's era VHS anime is scarce due to the excessive amount of seizure inducing episodes that were common at the time leading to majority of the tapes being destroyed for public safety.
False. This is just shit i made up!
The cow goes local area network
Mulan
Pre moving prep homosapien
Pac-Man
What two keys can’t ever be used to unlock?
A monkey and a donkey
He's following you About 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you. Who is it?
Shia LaBeouf
A suicide bomber in 2000 didnt put enough stamps on his package He then opened his own bomb because he was super excited to receive some mail.
TRUE. (As far as I'm able to confirm that is. Also if so then a true Darwin Award winner)
Incineration byproduct clasping to obtain shark bait
Ash Ketchum
Not the daughter i see
Sonic (The Hedgehog)
You'll need one of these if you ever hope to wake up a millionaire one day.
Alarm Clock
You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Living in the woods, (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport, (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies, Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf.
Drew Carey did cameo appearances on Ellen and Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
True!
Cooked longer than needed Sakuras classmate in north-america polished perfect
Charlie Sheen
Of beanstalk except after c rhymes with tan
Jackie Chan
How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet)
Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
Sharpening an ax, (Shia LaBeouf)
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf)
You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf,
Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
Ferret-legging is a endurance sport in which competitors attempt to keep ferrets trapped in their pants for as long as possible.
Apparently true according to this?
https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/interesting-facts-rcna130243
Gruff jointly source of harm
Kurt Cobain
Not Larry Curly or Shemp snake sound what painting music or poetry could be categorized as
Mozart
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won. You have beaten Shia LaBeouf. Right?
Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes. But you can do jiu jitsu… (Can do it) body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf. But blood is draining fast from your stump leg.
He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You’re chopping off his head now…. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf.
His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
The gold in Tutankhamun’s tomb had been stolen from the tombs of other pharaohs.
False! one of the many bullshit facts this rando dude created as part of some stupid twitter publicity grab.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/science/28-10-2017/101-fake-facts-that-youre-doomed-to-remember-as-true
Secondary common nomenclature of headwear result of spending the perfect time in the sun rotating surface which requires the source of the latter
Captain Planet
Is m_op aged not quite the force but space balls equivalent clue2 sounds like a word you REALLY should NEVER EVER say
Arnold Schwarzenegger