What not to expect when you are expecting
Year of our Lord, 2016
1 Star Travel
"Conspiracy" Theories
Shakespearean bangers
100

What is the first sense developed in the womb? 

Hearing 

100

This augmented reality app became a worldwide phenomenon, causing people to embarrass themselves in public 

Pokemon GO

100

"A bunch of old rocks sitting in the middle of a deserted area of England."

Stonehenge

100

Which airport is thought to have an underground bunker dedicated to the Illuminati/CIA?

Denver

100

I toil late, for I am a minstrel

Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter 

200

How many more bones do babies have than full grown adults? 

about 100 

200

After years of memes, this actor finally won his first Oscar for his role in The Revenant.

Leo

200

"Its just grass, trees, overpriced cafees. Surrounded by buildings in a square.

Filmed from a helicopter it might be interresting, but you will not be able unless you have military permission. Booring."

Central Park

200

According to the Flat Earth Society, which planet has been observed as round.

Mars

200

I am besotted in the carriage’s rear,
And wept as an infant returning from the tavern near
Declared, “I am well,” yet spake not sooth,
I would not veil truths merely to keep thee, forsooth.

Cruel Summer, Taylor Swift 

300

Humans are the only primate that ____ at their mother and father. 

Smile 

300

Which 2 major political moments dominated the global conversation. 

DJT election, Brexit 

300

"I've been to a number of so called landmarks in my time - but what the hell was this? Just an overblown sandy ditch. Really don't get the fascination! Took two hours to get there - should've stayed in my hotel and watched a DVD instead..."

Grand Canyon


300

Name 2 cited pieces of evidence that the moon landing was faked.

Reflected object in helmet

No stars

Shadows angled

Objects seen even in shadow

Flag waving in the wind

Wrong boot print 

300

I didn't wanna leaveth thee, i didn't wanna square

did start to caterwauling, but then rememb'r'd i

Flowers, Miley Cyrus

400

Approx. how many diapers are used in the first year? 

2500-3000

400

This 21-year-old artist became the first to have their first five singles reach the Top 10 on the Billboard Radio Songs chart.

Justin Beiber 

400

"I mean, it was okay...if you like to stare at and listen to water. It wouldn't hurt to send a boat over the side every now and then for some thrills."

Niagara Falls 

400

This bassist is rumored to have died in a 1966 car crash and was replaced by a lookalike. 

Paul McCartney 

400

Devour me, engulf me, let thy essence trickle down mine side

WAP, Cardi B (Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me) 

500

Approximately 0.02% of infants will experience this medical emergency.  

Hair tourniquet

500

This artist dropped their surprise visual album on April 23, 2016 as a special event on HBO.

Beyonce 

500

"Was rather disappointed I was very thirsty inside and there was no vending machines or a cafe to get a refreshment, Also they badly need refurbished it looks like it's been 200 years since they were built very poor brick work."

Pyramids of Giza 

500

Which celebrity is famously, yet incorrectly, rumored to be a grown-up JonBenét Ramsey?

Katy Perry or Erika Kirk 

500

I am risen and jaws dost fall to the ground
Lovers in the privy and a queue without the portal found
Blacklights and a mirrored globe of revelry
Each night beareth yet another cause why all I didst forsake

Pink Pony Club, Chappell Roan 

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