Gobbledigook
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Classical Argument
Toulmin
100
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
What is all that glitters is not gold?
100
Neophite's serendipity.
What is beginner's luck?
100
It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
What is don't cry over spilt milk?
100
The one that addresses the author's credibility.
What is the ethos?
100
The Toulmin name for the assumption.
What is warrant?
200
Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
What is beggars can't be choosers?
200
A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
What is a rolling stone gathers no moss?
200
The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
What is the pen is mightier than the sword?
200
The strategy that captures the audience's heart and soul.
What is pathos?
200
The type of audience a Toulmin argument appeals to.
What is quasi close minded?
300
Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
What is dead men can't tell tales?
300
Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
What is birds of a feather flock together?
300
It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
What is you can't teach an old dog new tricks
300
The Aristotelian strategy in the rhetorical triangle that is associated with reason.
What is logos?
300
The number of components in a Toulmin argument.
What is six?
400
Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
What is beauty is only skin deep?
400
Freedom from incrustations of crime is contiguous to rectitude.
What is cleanliness is next to godliness?
400
Surveillance should precede saltation.
What is look before you leap?
400
A syllogism that omits the major premise.
What is an enthymeme?
400
Studying often leads to better grades is an example of this.
What is the qualifier?
500
The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
What is One who laughs last laughs best?
500
Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
What is spare the rod and spoil the child?
500
Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
What is all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy?
500
Arguing from the general to the specific.
What is deductive reasoning?
500
The acronym for the six main argument strategies that can back the warrant.
What is GASCAP?
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