An autoimmune phenomenon where a drug exposure leads to the development of this disease and antibodies.
Drug-induced Lupus & Anti-Histones Ab
This rash appears everytime the patient has a fever...hint hint he has a lot of fevers. What is the diagnosis?

Adult onset Still disease
(AOSD) is a rare systemic inflammatory disorder characterized by daily fever, inflammatory polyarthritis, and a transient salmon-pink maculopapular rash.
Name that movie

Its a Wonderful Life
Gold Standard therapy for RA
Methotrexate
Eponym for combination of hypertension, respiratory depression, and bradycardia associated w/ intracranial hypertension
Cushing Triad
What is the most specific Ab for SLE....hint you should order this Ab during flares
Anti-Double Stranded DNA
Name of finding and disease 
Gottron papules and Dermatomyositis
On examination, multiple hyperkeratotic, flat, red papules with central atrophy were present on the backs of the patient’s metacarpophalangeal and interphalangeal joints. These skin findings in the absence of functional myopathy are characteristic of amyopathic dermatomyositis.
Name that movie and what are the names of the burglars

Home Alone
Harry and Marv
In a patient with recurrent gout that has had a hypersensitivity reaction to allopurinol, this drug is a safe alternative
Febuxostat
Type of viral hepatitis with the highest maternal mortality in pregnancy
Hep E

This patient does not like cold weather and has this on their exam. Name of disease and Ab associated w/ this disease

Anti-Centromere Ab
Name the treatment options for acute flares and indications for chronic lowering therapy and what is your goal or goals 
Acute: Colchicine, NSAIDs, Prednisone
Chronic: One or more subcutaneous tophi, evidence of radiographic damage, two or more gout flares in a year
Uric acid: < 6 and < 5 w/ tophi
Name that movie and what forest does buddy travel through to reach New York City?

The Candy Cane Forest
Non-Biologic DMARD associated with bladder cancer, lymphoma and other malignancy
Cyclophosphamide
Most common ocular condition associated with reactive arthritis
Conjunctivitis
If this patient had a baby what should the pediatrician be looking for ? 
Neonatal Heart block from Anti-Ro/SSA and Anti-La/SSB antibodies
Learning Points: Remember patients w/ Sjogren are at increased risk for Non-Hodgkin lymphoma compared w/ the general population w/ large B-cell and MALT Lymphomas being the most common
Patient presents w/ acute onset abdominal pain w/ elevated lipase. Physical exam: Enlarged parotid glands. PMH chronic lower back pain. What is the diagnosis.

Igg4-Related Disease
CT: Diffuse or focal enlargement of the pancreas with loss of definition of the pancreatic clefts; diffuse involvement results in "sausage-shaped pancreas"
Physical exam: Major salivary gland (parotid or submandibular) involvement is a common feature of IgG4-RD. Patients may present with lacrimal gland, parotid gland, and submandibular gland enlargement, a triad once termed "Mikulicz disease." Isolated involvement of the submandibular gland, a feature that is strongly suggestive of IgG4-RD if the glandular involvement is bilateral, was once often referred to as either a "Küttner tumor" or sclerosing sialadenitis.
Back Pain: Retroperitoneal fibrosis
Name that movie and what is his name...you fancy if you know what he is looking for.

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and Yukon Cornelius and he is looking for gold
Abdominal pain, arthritis and skin biopsy showing leukocytoclastic vasculitis...
HSP (Henoch Schonlein Purpura)
Autoimmune syndrome characterized by muscle stiffness, rigidity, and spasm involving the axial muscles
Stiff-Person syndrome (SPS, Stiff-man syndrome)
This disease replaces normal tissue w/ thick dense connective tissue and can cause the below findings.
Name that disease and antibodies (full name)
Scleroderma (Systemic Sclerosis)
Anti-topoisomerase antibody (Anti-Scl 70)
Name this condition and systemic disease that it can be associated with...if you fancy you will name lab tests needed to make the diagnosis of the systemic disease 

Calcium Pyrophosphate Deposition Disease (CPPD) or Chondrocalcinosis or Pseudogout
Hemochromatosis: Ferritin (> 200 females, >300 males), TSAT (>45%)
HFE C282Y
Name that movie and characters name

The nightmare before Christmas and Jack Skellington
Asymmetric pulses in arms and legs, cool extremities and arm/leg claudication in young women
Takayasu arteritis (pulseless disease)
Organism responsible for Rat Bite Fever
Streptobacillus moniliformis
Symptoms: Fever, Vomiting, Headache, Muscle pain, Joint pain or swelling (about 5 in 10 people with RBF have this), Rash (occurs in about 3 out of 4 people with RBF)