Holiday Jokes
What do you call Santa Claus' unfolded clothes?
Chris WRINKLE
Who delivers gifts to baby sharks on Christmas day?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call a Christmas Dog?
Santa PAWS
What do you call a Christmas lobster
Santa CLAWS
What does Santa do in his 3 gardens?
Ho Ho Ho
What do monkeys sing on Christmas day?
Jungle Bells jungle bells jungle all the way!
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a scary reindeer
Cari-BOO!
What do you get when you mix a vampire and a snowman?
Frost Bite
What happens if you eat Christmas ornaments?
You get Tinsle-lite-us