Walk It Off
Speed doesn't hurt you, it's the suddenly stopping that does the trick. This old man was rear-ended on I-75 and is now afraid of the cold.
Who is Dad? (Pap, Pappers, Pap Pap, and Old Man Rivers will be accepted)
Just in the nicotine of time! Dad recently recovered these two senses after about 5 years.
What is smell and taste?
This is the birth date of the woman we're here to celebrate.
What is April 16th, 1976
affectionately nicknamed "Sh*t bird", this cat was found as a kitten alongside her brother in the back acre.
Who is Princess?
This daughter-in-law is technically not a Rhodes.
Who is Presley?
From the comfort of his lawn mower seat, dad told this son to "Walk it off" after taking a line drive to the knee.
Who is Justin? (Punk if Dad answers)
Not knowing his own strength, Josh broke two of these by trying to stretch the connecting part out.
What is a hose spigot?
Heyyyyyyyy. Although they don't know what a woman is, this beer is still mom's go to.
What is Bud Light?
Children should steer clear of this dog's tail.
Who is Chase?
Ready to be Repunzel for halloween, this daughter has not gone through a drastic hair change in recent memory.
Who is Brittnie?
If you ain't first, you're last and this son certainly was last when after crashing his bike while in the lead his head was then run over.
Who is Tyler?
After years of supporting us all, this structure has more waves than the Atlantic Ocean.
What is Camp deck?
Beep Beep. All the grandchildren would have rather driven to the family vacation aboard this luxury cruise liner.
What is the Nanny Mobile/Bus?
The matriarch of the dogs, this dog was brought to us on Justin's birthday but quickly became mom's dog.
Who is Delta Dawn?
This daughter shows no mercy when it comes to gate posts.
Who is Presley?
Somehow still able to produce kids, this son took a rock straight to his family jewels.
Who is Josh?
After Justin forgot to put the four-wheeler in park to start it, this car's taillight suddenly met the four-wheeler's rear grab handle and needed to be replaced.
What is the Camry?
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. This favorite mom dish gets its inspiration from a Japanese Steakhouse.
What is Mobe's
Taking "The world is your bathroom" to heart, this dog decided Justin's lap was the perfect place to relieve himself.
Who is Rocky?
Known for the 3-For-1, this daughter is famous for her driving of the Little Red Hun.
Who is Grace?
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Josh from the top ropes! This son "caught" Josh when he jumped off the slide at the Boys and Girls Club
Who is Justin?
This needed to be repaired after the family agreed the truck was in fact purple.
What are Dad's feelings?
Good thing it wasn't metal. This part of the house stood no chance against mom when she was upset.
What is the laundry room door?
Enshrined in concrete, this dog's paw prints are forever front and center in the entryway to the Evelyn Ct house.
Who is Rocky?
This daughter-in-law's kids are going to have the hardest time getting scholarships for college.
Who is Brittnie?