Math
A well of 7 meters deep. A snail is trying to climb up to the surface. He climbs 3 meters every day, and fall 2 meters every night. How long will it take him to climb to the surface?
5 days
How many months have 28 days?
12 months
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
None. There's no use of doing it.
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
Age
You can see me in water but I never get wet. What am I?
Refllection
How can you make a sum of 1000 using eight "8"s?
8+8+8+88+888=1000
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can, but it has to come back to you, and it can't bounce off anything?
Throw the ball straight up in the air.
What do you find at the end of the line?
The letter E
I can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by myself.
Finger
Why did the teenager’s report card become very cold and freeze?
Because it was full of low C’s and F’s
How much dirt is in a round hole that is 9 feet deep with a diameter of 3 feet?
There are none.
What is A man was outside taking a walk, when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
The man was bald.
Jake was standing on one side of the river, and his dog Scruffy was standing on the other side. "Come on Scruffy, come, boy!" shouted Jake. Scruffy crossed the river, ran to Jake, and got a treat for being a good dog. The amazing thing was that Scruffy didn't even get wet! How did Scruffy do that?
The lake is frozen
If a teacher, parent and coach aren’t able to make a spoiled teenager cry, then all you have to do is cut me with a knife and the teen’s tears will start to flow. You can eat me, but don’t dare to take a bite out of me. Who or what am I?
Math teacher: I have 2 apples in one hand and one in the other but they cannot be safely eaten. What kind of apples do I have?
Apple Products.
I am a three digit number. My second digit is four times more than my third digit. My first digit is seven less than my second digit.
182.
I am full of holes, yet I am full of water. What am I?
Sponge
If 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625.
Then 5=?
5=1 - Reflexive
I call the trees my home, yet I never go inside, and if I ever fall off the tree I will be surely be dead.
What am I?
The leaves
In the year 1201, a woman was 35 years old. In the year 1206, the same woman was 30. How is this possible?
1201 B.C.
What is the biggest number you can make using three "3" s?
333
I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye or even a thought to your mind, but I can't be seen. What am I?
memory
Can you use three chopsticks to make a number greater than 3 but less than 4?
Pi~
The more there is of me the less you see. What am I?
Darkness
How can you put 24 people into 6 rows and each row has 5 people?
A hexagon~