What has a horn but cannot honk.
A unicorn
Feed me I live,give me a drink I die.
Fire
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest
I have 6 faces but do not have a nose or mouth. I also have 21 eyes…but cannot see. What am I?
A die (dice)
What goes up when rain goes down
umbrella
What has 4 leg but cannot walk.
A table.
Say my name I dissappear.
Silence
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest
3rd room, because the Lions are dead!!
what is more useful when broken?
egg
When do girrafe have 8 feet
When there are 2 of them
What is the best month for a parade
March
What room do the ghost aviod
living room
What has many key but can't open any
piano
I'm something that gets used by the owner more than anyone else. You must tie me up before you can use me. What am I?
A shoe
What goes up but never go down
Your age
The more you take the more you leave behind
footstep
I'm tall when I am young, but I'm short when I am old. What am I?
A candle
The more you take away the more i become
a hole
When is it a bad time to see a black cat
When you are a mouse
Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
onion
There are three houses. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle, and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle, where is the white house?
Washington DC
Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors
Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?
Meat