I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?
Clouds
I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
candle/pencil/crayon
What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food?
Cheerios
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew
What did the triangle say to the circle?
you are pointless!
What can you hear but not touch or see and yet control?
Your voice
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY (DOUBLE POINTS)
I am your sister.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
carrot
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY. DOUBLE POINTS
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. what is it?
Nothing
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY. DOUBLE POINTS
Shadow
Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her eleventh birthday
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A clock
I am always in front and never behind. What am I?
The future
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal
Mary's father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is the 4th child's name?
Mary
What has a bottom at the top?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY. DOUBLE POINTS
Legs
What kind of chemical element hates to be a follower?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY! Double points
LEAD
There is a green house. Inside the green house there is a White house. Inside the White house there is a red house. Inside the red house there are lots of black babies. What am I?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY. DOUBLE POINTS
A watemelon
Two fathers and their two sons go fishing together. They each catch one fish to take home with them. They do not lose any fish, and yet when they arrive at home they only have three fish. How can this be?
There are just three people. A grandfather, his son, and his grandson.
A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him. Why didn't the police officer stop him?
The truck driver is walking