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You are a bus driver. There are 6 kids on the bus. Two kids get on and three kids get off. Then 4 kids get on and 1 kid gets on. Finally no kid gets on a and 8 kids get off. What color is the bus drivers eyes?
You are the bus driver, your eye color.
What is stuffed but never hungry
Teddy Bear
what type of cheese is made backwards
Edam
what has a thumb and 4 fingers but isn't alive
a glove
there is one word spelled wrong in every dictionary, what word
Wrong
How is Europe like a frying pan?
They both have Greece at the bottom
Why can't Artists play UNO
they keep drawing
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands or letters
Post office
if you add 2 letters to me I become shorter
short
a boy and a doctor went fishing. the boy was the doctor's son. but the doctor was not the boys father. Who was the doctor
his mother
Why couldn't a woman living in California, be buried in Florida?
She's still living
what president has the biggest shoes
who ever has the biggest feet
What is the center of gravity
V
what do you call someone who doesn't have all of their fingers on 1 hand
normal, You should have all of your fingers on 2 hands
if 6 children and 2 dogs are under an umbrella that only covers 3 children and a dog. How come nobody is wet
it isn't raining
Why couldn't the Pirate play solitaire
he was standing on the deck
when does water not run downhill
when its flat
what is one thing you only will experience once
today
what belongs to you but is used by others more
your name
how can a man go 12 days without sleep
He sleeps at night
Why can't you play basketball with pigs
they are ball hogs
when is a door not a door
when it's ajar
what invention lets you look through a wall
window
what bank has no money
riverbank
a doctor, a chef, and a hat maker where waiting for a train. Who has the biggest hat
the one with the biggest head