Riddles 1
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
A Shirt
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
blackboard
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
your name
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
None of them (They're all is sisters.)
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter: "M"
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He is bald
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
Horse’s name is Friday
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant. They ordered and ate their food. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid. Who did?
Wednesday
A man was driving his truck. His lights weren’t on. The moon was not out. There were no streetlights. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. Luckily, the truck driver stopped in time—how did he see her?
Daytime
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn