What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your Name.
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn’t take anything on the ark. Noah did!
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn't raining..
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A Towel.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of playing cards
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Your breath..
I am gentle enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, strong enough to crack rocks. What am I?
Water
What flies without wings?
Time
What is in the middle of America?
R
What can’t talk but will respond when you speak to it?
An echo.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest. It was still the highest in the world. It just had not been discovered yet!
Which tire doesn’t move when a car turns right?
The spare tire
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map
The more you take out of it, the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A pit
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
His Mother (The Boy's Mother)
Imagine you are in a boat in the middle of the sea. Suddenly, you are surrounded by hungry sharks waiting to eat you. How can you put an end to this?
Stop imagining
If you are running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Second place
First I am dried, then I am wet. The longer I swim, the more taste you get. What am I?
Tea-bag
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The Letter "M"
Can you add one mathematical symbol in between 55,555 to equal 500?
555-55=500
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything
Your Shadow
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, and gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
Advice
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?
Yet.