What has a head, a foot, and four legs?
A bed!
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t a hand?
a glove.
When James was 8, his sister was half his age. Now James is 14. How old is his sister?
10
I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit, and my hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
194
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot.
What has a face and hands but can’t smile or hold anything?
A clock.
What has an eye but cannot see?
a needle.
How much dirt is in a hole that is one foot in diameter and one foot deep?
none, because its a hole!
I am a shape with five sides. Each of my angles is equal to 108 degrees. What shape am I?
a pentagon.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
a palm tree.
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle.
I’m black and white and loved all over the world. What am I?
a panda.
If you have a basket with three apples and you take two away, how many apples do you have?
the two apples you took
I have four sides, all of equal length. I have no right angles. What am I?
What’s brown and sticky?
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
a coin.
What has keys but can’t open locks?
a piano.
I am thinking of a number. When I multiply it by 7 and then add 12, I get 68. What number am I thinking of?
8
How can you make the number seven even?
take away the "s"
Why did the bicycle fall over?
because it was two-tired.
What has teeth, but can’t chew?
a comb.
What is full of holes but still holds lots of water?
a sponge.
I am a two-digit number. The sum of my digits is 9, and I am greater than 30. What number am I?
45
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
a blood orange.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was outstanding in his field .