I’m your home and the third from the Sun. I’ve got water and life—aren’t I the fun one? What am I?
Earth
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
I go up and down, but never move. What am I?
A staircase.
What can run but cannot walk?
Water.
I’m the planet with the most bling, I’ve got rings you can’t help noticing! What am I?
Saturn
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
I am so simple that I can only point, yet I guide people all over the world.
Compass
81 x 9 = 801. What do you need to do to make this equation true?
Turn it upside down. 108 = 6 x 18.
There's a one-story house. Everything in the red house is red, the walls are red, the bathroom is red, the floor is red, the kitchen is red, all of the bedrooms are red. So, what color are the stairs?
There's no stairs, it's a one-story house.
I’m hot and bright, but don’t touch! I shoot up from the Earth in a big rush. What am I?
A volcano
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past three stop signs without stopping, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?
He was walking, not driving.
What kind of room has no walls or corners?
A mushroom.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary.
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock.