What am I?
An egg!
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He threw it straight up!
The JOKER likes what he sees!
What has a neck but no head?
A BOTTLE
What begins with the letter E but only has one letter?
An ENVELOPE!
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Stick your tongue out for 10 seconds without laughing!
The JOKER says you look HILARIOUS!
What has hands but doesn't clap???
A CLOCK!
A NEWSPAPER!
3 men were in a boat that sank, but only 2 of them got their hair wet. What about the other guy?
HE WAS BALD!
Make the CRAZIEST face you can!
The JOKER thinks you looks CRAZIER THAN HIM
What goes up but never comes down???
your AGE!
Which month has 28 days?
ALL OF THEM!
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
TRUMP!
Show us your best dance move OR sing a song for 5 seconds!
So cool!!!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
What is the only word in the dictionary spelled incorrectly?
INCORRECTLY
Mary’s father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name?
MAKE A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!!