Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
just in case I get a hole in 1.
What does E.J.E. stand for?
Excellence and Justice in Education
The more you have of it, the less you see
darkness
Name the teachers of the After School Program
Coach Britt, Coach Saunders
What is the time for the After School program
3:00 - 6:00 pm
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a stuffed turkey
If I give you $100 and Coach Britt gives you $47.50. How much money do you have?
$147.50
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
CLOCK
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
ARE YOU ASLEEP
How do you spell you teachers first and last name?
Jasmin Rivas
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
she likes to rock and roll
What letters are missing in this alphabet line?
D, E, F, ___, H, I, J _____.
G & K
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
What is the UMPIRE AND THE CATCHER?
https://www.riddles.fyi/brain-teasers/
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME
In skip counting by 3's, what numbers are missing?
3,___, 9, 12, 15, ____, 21, 24, 27,_____.
,
6, 18 & 30
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
DOWN
What numbers are missing in this number line?
12, 24, 36, 48, _____, 72, 84, ____, 108, _____.
60, 96 & 120
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man said "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was my room." He then went down the hallway and took the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. Why?
YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR OF YOUR OWN ROOM
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH
What is coming up?
Spring Break
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
DOORS
Solve the following math problem.
100*5+20+30=
100*5+20+30=550
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
BECAUSE HE WAS WALKING
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
How old are the teachers Siblings?
a. 12 & 20
b. 13 & 21
c. 13 & 23