Math
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
The more you take of me, the more I leave behind.
Footsteps
Mr. Blue lives in a blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in a yellow house. Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White house?
The President!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Sponge!
Why do bees hum?
Cause' they don't know the words!
What number do I get if I have 3 hundreds, 2 tens and 13 ones?
333. 3 hundreds. 3 tens. 3 ones.
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I am an odd number. Take away a letter, and I become even. What am I?
Seven
What belongs to you but other people use more?
Your name!
What is SO fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence!
What kind of flower can be found between your nose and chin?
Two-lips!
When Chloe was 6 years old, her sister Maeve was half her age. If Chloe is now 40 years old, how old is Maeve?
37 years old.
People have stepped on me, but not very many. I never stay full for long, and I have a dark side. What am I?
The moon
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot!
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble!
Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
To get a spare rib!
Michelle has 4 daughters and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Michelle have?
Five. Each daughter has the same brother.
I am always ahead of you but I can't be seen. What am I?
The future
What question can you never answer yes to?
"Are you asleep?"
What can you catch but not throw?
Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
I have 4 ones and 1 ten. I am between 600 and 650. If you add ALL my digits up, you get a sum of 11. What number am I?
614.
You can touch me, but I can't touch you back. You can see me, but I only copy you. What am I?
After the wedding, every single person left. Who stayed?
All the couples.
David's parents have 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and...
David!
How many seconds are there in a year?
12.
January 2nd
February 2nd
March 2nd
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