Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
The more you have of it, the less you see
DARKNESS
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What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a
A stuffed turkey
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
CLOCK
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Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll.
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A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
IT doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.
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There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
DOWN
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A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man says "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was my room." He then goes down the hallway and takes the elevator. The woman goes back into her room and phones security. Why?
Because you don't knock on the door of your room.
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What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
DOORS
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A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
Because he was walking.