Easy
Why do golfer carry an extra pair of pants?
In case they get a hole in one
What gives you the power to walk through walls
An Open Door
When I take 5 and add 6 I become 11 but when I take 6 and add 7 I become 1, What am I?
A Clock
What belongs to you but people use it more than you?
Your Name
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 ate 9
Which Travels faster, hot or cold?
Hot because you can catch a cold
What has to be broken before you can see it
An Egg
What has one head one leg and four legs?
A Bed
She likes to rock and Roll
Your mom has 4 kids, one named North, one named East, one named South. What is the last childs name?
Who is me (Name of whoever answers)
Im tall when im young and short when im old what am I?
A Candle
A Book
What is never hungry during thanksgiving?
A Stuffed Turkey
What month has 28 days in it?
All of them
Are you asleep
What has four wheels and flies
A Garbage truck
What is harder to catch the faster you run
Your Breath
What invention allows you to look through walls?
What is heavier a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They equal the same
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
Short