Funny
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Mushroom
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
The more you have of it, the less you see
darkness
What turns everything around but does not move?
MIRROR
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
a PENCIL?
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
a CLOCK
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET?
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter “e”
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
your name
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
a SHADOW
A family lives in a large tower apartment building, 10 floors high. Every day their son takes the elevator from the family’s apartment on the 10th floor to the ground floor and goes to school. When he returns in the afternoon, he uses the elevator to get to the fifth floor, and then uses the stairs for the remaining five floors. Why?
Because he cannot reach the buttons higher than five.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a CANDLE?
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
What are DOORS?
https://www.riddles.fyi/funny-riddles/
Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
AGE?
https://www.riddles.fyi/hard-riddles/
a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map