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I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
a nose.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
A tent
I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?
Peanut Butter
I start with a “p” and end with “o-r-n.” I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
Popcorn
What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seatbelt
What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
An eraser
Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand, plus a dozen donuts.
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
What is a CLOCK?
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Where does today come before yesterday?
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
What is A SECRET?
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The Taste
Who’s the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut!
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
What is the UMPIRE AND THE CATCHER?
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What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
What is YOUR NAME?
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What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
What weighs more—one pound cotton or one pound iron?
They weigh the same—one pound.
I fly all day long, but don’t go anywhere. What am I?
I am a flag.
A family lives in a large tower apartment building, 10 floors high. Every day their son takes the elevator from the family’s apartment on the 10th floor to the ground floor and goes to school. When he returns in the afternoon, he uses the elevator to get to the fifth floor, and then uses the stairs for the remaining five floors. Why?
Because he cannot reach the buttons higher than five.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What is YOUR BREATH?
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I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a CANDLE?
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What gives you ability to walk through walls?
What are DOORS?
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Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
What is AGE?
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Which is faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
What word is always pronounced wrong?
What is WRONG?
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I start with M, end with X, and I have any number of letters in me. What am I?
What is a MAILBOX?
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