What starts with "t", ends with "t" and is full of "t"?
A teapot.
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
I run all day but I'm always at the same place. What am I?
A clock.
What can you find at the end of everything?
The letter G.
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What starts with "p", ends with "e" and has 10,000 letters?
The post office.
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
I have a neck but no head. What am I?
A bottle
What can you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!
Which word becomes shorter when you add a syllable to it?
Short.
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
The shadow of an elephant.
Take off my skin. I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion.
What is the center of gravity?
The letter V.
If you are in a race and pass the person in second place, what place will you be in?
Second place.
What word is always pronounced wrong?
The word "wrong".
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey
I have a head, a tail, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
What part of London is in Brazil?
The letter L
The more you have of it, the less you see.
Darkness
Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
I give you ability to walk through walls. What am I?
A door.
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
I C U
What is the smallest room in the world?
The mushroom